Ha...yeah right.
Not in this lifetime in this brain of mine.
Don't get me wrong -- I'm not over here having nightmares or anything (praise Jesus). But I just have THE most bizarre dreams all. the. time. And you don't have to take my word for it...just ask Jordan.
I've heard that pregnant people have totally off-the-wall dreams constantly. But no worries, peeps..that is most definitely not the issue here. Which therefore still leaves me completely baffled as to what. the. heck. is going on up there in all the neurons and brain cells and pathways and whatnots that's making my dreams so darn crazy...
Here's a little look-see into a night in Haley's shoes brain...
ELEPHANTS. MINIATURE ELEPHANTS.
No, not baby elephants. Miniature elephants trying to escape the fence in my backyard and getting stuck, and me having to help them.
Meanwhile, the BLACK PANTHER (not to be confused with sex panther..) that I also keep fenced in my backyard got jealous of the attention that the MINIATURE ELEPHANTS were getting. Needless to say....
he was not impressed.
So he attacked me. Playfully. But still, attacked nonetheless.
I mentioned all this was happening in my backyard...but did I mention that said backyard was the backyard of....
MY OLD DILAPIDATED FARMHOUSE
...see that fence? Yeah, you know, the one the miniature elephant got stuck in. Yep, that one.
Oh, and I can't forget that while I was saving/being attacked by my beloved animals, my family members were out....
PICKING STRAWBERRIES.
Nothing like a good strawberry shortcake to make you forget about a black panther attack.
Skip forward a couple dreams that I don't remember (aka: 14.7 seconds) and we have...
MINIATURE MALTESE PUPPIES!!!
(what is it with the miniature?!)
...that I was selflessly saving from...
A TIDAL WAVE
Yep. We all survived. Thanks for asking.
I only wish I made all this up...
*This episode of Haley's Half-Baked Hallucinations was brought to you by a restless night's sleep.*
MY OLD DILAPIDATED FARMHOUSE
Oh, and I can't forget that while I was saving/being attacked by my beloved animals, my family members were out....
PICKING STRAWBERRIES.
Skip forward a couple dreams that I don't remember (aka: 14.7 seconds) and we have...
MINIATURE MALTESE PUPPIES!!!
(what is it with the miniature?!)
A TIDAL WAVE
I only wish I made all this up...
*This episode of Haley's Half-Baked Hallucinations was brought to you by a restless night's sleep.*
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Linking up with my fav Shanna today for Random Wednesday!
Have a great hump day, y'all!
xo
Linking up with my fav Shanna today for Random Wednesday!
Have a great hump day, y'all!
xo
6 comments:
Hi Haley. Normally I wouldn't comment but after reading this blog, I had to say something. This is hilarious. It makes me wonder what you are eating before you go to bed at night. There is no telling what goes on inside of your head. I would say that you are an trip but you more of a journey than an trip. What will be the next crazy dream you have contain? What an mystery. Thanks for sharing. Have an great day Haley. GO HEELS!!!
God bless,
Eric
Haha, tell me about it! It's so bizarre
Haha!!! Oh Haley....I've finally met someone who has crazy dreams like me. I would love to know what causes these things, but I have weird dreams every night.
This happens to me all the time! I think our minds are restless. The Baby elephants cracked me up. Take a hot bath, drink hot tea and maybe that will help. Who knows!!
and I thought I was the only weird one... haha love how crazy this dream is! Maybe weird dreams are a sign of the Heels being Duke tonight? Maybe?
What a cute post!!! :)
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