Thou shalt not kill....except for today.

 Happy Tuesday, y'all! 

What better way to celebrate than with Eff, Marry, Kill?!

Linking up with the wonderful Michelle and Heather today for my very first EMK! I've seen this link-up a few times but I've never had to time to do it until now! So, I'm a bit excited. Let's get this thing going.

Eff, Marry, Kill:

J. Aniston's Love Buddies Edition

Now on to the good part...

Eff: I'm gonna have to go with Mayer on this one. First of all, he looks like Johnny Depp. And as if that's not reason enough, he has the voice of an angel. Sing me to sleep, please? But I can't marry him because he has too much of that whole bad boy image. No thank ya, sir.

Marry: Oh, Vince. You are just the sweetest. Really, I adore you. Your movies make me laugh out loud every. single. time and I just adore you. Did I say that already? 'Cause I do. A lot. 

Kill: Sorry, B-rad. Your looks won't save you here. I love your movies and all, but you divorced J. Aniston. You're an idiot, bottom line. And the world would be better off without you.

Sorry, I'm not sorry.

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Well, there you have it!

What do you guys think of my choices? Would you do it the same? Let me know and then head on over to see Michelle and Heather and do your own EMK! 

It's so much fun, trust me! 

Have a great rest of your Tuesday, y'all and be sure to come back Friday for a look at my NYC Chinatown haul! 

xo

 

Start spreading the news...

...I'm leaving today in 3 days.

 

 I'm in a New York state of mind, y'all.

Heyyyy, it's the freak-ing weekend

 So, Friday...have I told you how absolutely wonderful you are?

No?

Well, you are.

Let's get together more often, yes?

Don't have to ask me twice.

 I'm home for the weekend (holla, holla) and I couldn't be more excited.

I also couldn't be more excited about the fact that it's finally October!
October is by far my favorite month. No, it's not my birthday month. And no, I don't particularly like Halloween (but I do like curling up on the couch with a bag of candy and a scary movie, just sayin'). 
BUT, I do love the leaves changing colors. 
I love the smell in the air.
I love all of the festivals and fairs that come with it. 
I love the cooler weather.
I love Sunday football.
And I love that it's the beginning of the holiday season.

Ohhhh, October...how I've missed you! 

I've got a fun, but busy weekend planned so I'm gonna do a quick link-up with Ashley over at Adventures of Newlyweds for...

Dear my followers, I am so super pumped that I now have over 50 of you! I know I lag behind in the actual writing blog posts every now and then, but I'm a college student and that's what happens. BUT, I am so thankful for each of you! Dear NC Seafood Festival, I cannot wait to see you and smell you tomorrow afternoon. I know that may sound weird to some of you, but if you'd ever been then you wouldn't think so. Promise. ;) Dear tomato soup, you have been my go-to meal the past few weeks. You are just so faithfully delicious, especially with a piece of whole wheat oatnut bread toasted, cut up, and tossed into you to sop up the goodness. Nom. Dear roasted red pepper hummus, you are the light of my life. I love you. Don't ever leave me. Dear scarves, I'm so happy to be able to sport y'all again. I have so many of you and in order to give you all equal lovin', I have to start wearing you early. Even when the thermometer is still topping out at 80 degrees. Hot stuff, I tell ya. Dear Jordan, McAuley, and Daddy, this weekend is going to be amazing and a boatload of fun. I'm especially looking forward to the drive down cause I know Daddy is going to dance while driving and that's always a good time. Dear weather, even though you're still a little warm on occasion, you have overall cooled off tremendously and I'm so grateful. Stay awhile, why don't ya? Dear NYC,  I will be on my way to you in exactly a week and even though I won't be there for long, I am going to strip you clean of every pashmina scarf and knockoff Tory Burch handbag I can find. Watch out.

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And just because I'm obsessed with these things...here's another one. Seriously, y'all need to check this website out. It's so hilarious. I don't know how they come up with this stuff. 

WHEN I GET HOME FROM THE GYM

 Credit: whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com 

 

Hehehe. They get me every time!

 

Have a fab weekend, y'all! xo

...what do you mean 'I don't like pizza' ?

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY DON'T LIKE PIZZA

 

 Credit: whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com

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Hope this gave y'all a laugh :)

Have a great rest of your Thursday, loves

xo

...does that make me crazy?

If I even have to ask, then the answer is probably

YES.

When I saw that the fab Michelle over at The Vintage Apple was hosting this one-day linkup...

  

..I just knew that I had to participate. 

Basically, you're just supposed to list all of the crazy/abnormal/straight-up-weird behaviors that you have, things that you do, etc.

Most of mine are really just OCD things that I do...but I'm sure some of you will find them a bit odd! 

So...here's to hoping I don't scare you off or freak you out! ;)

1.

Whenever I'm packing to go anywhere (even if it's just home from school for the weekend), I try on every single outfit before I pack it. Which leads me to my next one...

2.

 I never buy any piece of clothing without trying it on first. Therefore, online shopping and I don't get along. Which, for the sake of my bank account, is probably a good thing.

 3. 

I absolutely MUST put lotion on my feet before I get in the bed. I've mentioned this on the blog before, but it's worth mentioning again. I just can't stand for my feet to be dry. I also keep lotion in my car, pocketbook, and bookbag for this reason.

4. 

No matter how late I get in the bed, or how tired I am, I gotta look at Facebook, Twitterand Instagram before I fall asleep. I've fallen asleep with my phone in my hand before, but I gotta do it. It's pathetic that I'm so attached to my phone...but it's the truth, nonetheless.

5. 

I absolutely love to cook. But I also absolutely HATE to cook because I can never enjoy the food when it's actually ready because I munch like crazy while it's cooking. Fat Chef, anyone? 

6. 

I put syrup (sugar-free) on everything. Rice krispy treats (homemade), oatmeal, pumpkin bread, CLIF bars, nutella toast, bananas, cookies, cheerios...and of course, pancakes, waffles, and french toast. I just love syrup. I will also eat it by the spoonful...

These next few are coming to you courtesy of my BFF Jordan, who you've seen and heard of so many times before on this here blog. 

7.

 Apparently, I go through "obsessive" food phases. I hate to say it, but she's right. I do. Most recently I've gone through a Greek food phase, a peanut butter phase, and a pumpkin anything phase. I love all of these foods all of the time, but I get in funks where it's all I'll eat for a couple weeks or so.

8.

 I make lists and love to have to plan. Which...doesn't everyone? That's what I thought. But Jordan says, and I quote, "List making to the extreme that you take it to IS weird..I promise ;)"

Hmph.

But I will admit -- I do make tons of lists. Tons of very detailed lists. About...everything.

9.

 I have to wash my hands all the time. It's the very first thing I do when I get home from anywhere. I won't eat unless my hands have just been washed. Which, I don't consider to be a weird behavior so much as a HEALTHY behavior. 

Ahem, Jordan. 

Don't be biznitchin' at me when I'm still here on Earth and you're up in Heaven 'cause you contracted some deadly infectious disease from the door-handle at Wendy's...

And last but not least...

10.

Whenever I'm having a conversation with someone and forget what I was going to say...I will not let it go. I will completely space out on the conversation until I remember it. The conversation can have completely shifted and I will STILL be thinking about what  I forgot to say. Sometimes it only takes a few minutes, and sometimes it takes 20-30. But I usually remember it about 95% of the time.

Jordan hates it. 

Only 'cause her memory ain't as good as mine and she never remembers what she forgets ;)

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So....y'all still here?

Haha, I hope so! 

;)

This link-up was so fun to do and really made me laugh at myself a couple times -- so if you haven't done it yet...head on over to see Michelle and join the fun! 

Have a great Tuesday, y'all!! xo

 

An ode to the one and only....

Dr. Mark Sloan

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Don't freak just yet, y'all. Eric Dane didn't really die. But he did on Grey's this past week so he might as well really be dead because that's basically the only thing he plays in anymore. UGH.

All I gotta say is that whatever new guy they decide to bring in as the "hot new doctor" (if they do, at all) better be a dang Ryan Gosling on the looks scale or else I won't accept and Shonda will get receiving an extremely ugly letter from this chick. 

Yes, I went there.

And yes, I'm that obsessed.

And no, I don't care that he's old enough to be my dad.

WHATEVER.

I guess I should just be thankful that the show is finally back. It was a long, not so hot, summer without you McDreamy and McSteamy... 

 ;)

Kids say the darndest things..

 Two posts back-to-back?

Must be y'alls lucky week.

;)

Totally kidding. Kinda.

Anyway, not gonna be a long post today..but I just have to tell y'all a couple of the things the little 6 year old boy I nanny for said yesterday.

Let me first just say that this kid makes nannying SO easy. He is the most well-behaved, sweetest, compliant kid I've ever known. An angel, if you will. Seriously. He's great.

And did I mention downright hilarious??

Read on and try not to spill your coffee from laughing so hard. And if y'all don't laugh, then either I'm crazy or it's too early and y'all haven't found your sense of humor yet today..

The scene: yesterday, playing the board game "Sorry"

D: "Ms. Haley, how do you sing the National Anthem?"

Me: "What do you mean? You want to know the words to the National Anthem?"

D: "No. I mean, how do you sing it? Like, the style. 'Cause I like to mix it up a little.."

**cue laughter**

The scene: also yesterday, while playing the game "Hedbanz" (basically, you stick a card to your head (animal, food, tool, etc.) and you have to ask your partner questions to figure out what "you" are) -- it was D's turn and his card was "milk"

D: Am I an animal?

Me: No.

D: Am I food?

Me: Close. You're a drink.

D: Am I wine?!

Me: What? No!!

D: Orange juice?

Me: No, but you're close.

D: Well...am I beer?!?!

Me: *can't answer for laughing so hard*

Kids, I tell ya...they really do say the darndest things.

xo